DJ школа A-Class ------------------------------------- Студия для DJ Booking Аренда техники для DJ Контакты: г. Киев ул. Мартиросяна, 16/14 тел. 044-245-88-18 096-451-67-60 063-776-18-88 Контактная информацияВеб-сайт: www.a-class.com.ua Город Киев, Украина
Available for March 1, 2011
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it <b>...</b>
Русский текст песни Сладкие вина, фреш апельсина, Как же красиво он ведет машину. Некогда думать, дымит резина Мой секси-символ за рулем болида Из красивых губ вытекают мысли Пристегни ремни - мы поедем быстро Припев: Руки у руля автокорабля Все мои приборы слушают тебя Прокати меня, надави на газ Будь настойчив прямо здесь и прямо сейчас Масло и кожа, шипы и шины Стоп невозможен у такой машины Жаркие мысли, обнаженные ноги Мой секси-символ так влюблен в дороги Закипел мотор, будто дышит паром И сегодня ты будешь капитаном Припев: Руки у руля автокорабля Все мои приборы слушают тебя Прокати меня, надави на газ Будь настойчив прямо здесь и прямо сейчас Руки у руля автокорабля Все мои приборы слушают тебя Прокати меня, надави на газ Будь настойчив прямо здесь и прямо сейчас Здесь и прямо сейчас... Из красивых губ вытекают мысли Пристегни ремни - мы поедем быстро Припев: Руки у руля автокорабля Все мои приборы слушают тебя Прокати меня, надави на газ Будь настойчив прямо здесь и прямо сейчас Руки у руля автокорабля Все мои приборы слушают тебя Прокати меня, надави на газ Будь настойчив прямо здесь и прямо сейчас English Lyrics Sweet wine, fresh orange How beautiful he is driving. No time to think, smoking tires My sex symbol is the wheel of car From the beautiful lips, flow of thought Fasten your seat belts - we're going fast Chorus: The hands at the helm of the "car-ship" All my appliances will listen to you Rent me, press the gas Be persistent right here and right now Oil <b>...</b>
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Paul McCartney - "Lady Madonna" (Live in Kiev 14.06.2008) -------------------------------- The former Beatle played to an audience of 350000 in the capital Kiev's main square on June 14 2008. Thunder and lightning filled the skies yet the true electricity came from the stage as Sir Paul McCartney gave his first ever concert in Kiev. A record 350000 braved the inclement weather to see the musician. The charity concert, in the former Soviet republic's Independence Square, was the Ukraine's biggest ever. The gig was simultaneously broadcast on giant screens in six other Ukrainian cities and on television, with an estimated 10 million people watching. Organisers of the charity event said money raised will be spent on equipment to help children with cancer. Paul McCartney played: 'Drive My Car' 'Jet' 'All My Loving' 'Only Mama Knows' 'Flaming Pie' 'Got To Get You Into My Life' 'Let Me Roll It' 'C Moon' 'My Love' 'Let 'Em In' 'The Long And Winding Road' 'Dance Tonight' 'Blackbird' 'Calico Skies' 'I'll Follow The Sun' 'Mrs Vanderbilt' 'Eleanor Rigby' 'Something' 'Good Day Sunshine' 'Penny Lane' 'Band On The Run' 'Birthday' 'Back In The USSR' 'I Got A Feeling' 'Live And Let Die' 'Let It Be' 'Hey Jude' 'A Day In The Life/Give Peace A Chance' 'Lady Madonna' 'Get Back' 'I Saw Her Standing There' 'Yesterday' 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'
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Paul McCartney's "Mrs. Vanderbilt" At the begining of the song, Paul said in ukrainian: "We were asked to perform this song" Band performed song at the front of the Ukrainian state flag image. 14.06.2008 This RIP was made from NOVY TV Channel (www.novy.tv )
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